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Wednesday, March 29th, 2006
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From now on, all stories will be posted at ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif?v=92) saintstreet, mainly because I got tired of everyone thinking these were written by ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92) plumunited rather than the real me, zeplum. A real community benefits all.
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Comments: Read 4 or Add Your Own.
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Monday, February 13th, 2006
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Title: Our Girl in Gotham
Fandom: SV/DCU
Pairing: Chloe/Dick
Rating: T
Words: Just under 5000, like, omg
Notes: Written for ethrosdemon's A Very Small(ville) Crisis: a DCU in the Smallvilleverse challenge. I know nearly jack about DCU, outside of random JLU and some Batman movies, so if this blows on the Gotham factor, that's why. Don't blam resmin or anyone else that valiantly tried to help my sorry ass. But really, in the end it's all about Chloe.
Total crack reworking of SV canon up through S5. I followed the DC lead and here you go. Dick is modeled after Mike Erwin, because resmin always has the best ideas. Alexei, Mikhail, and Miss Yvonne are scarily close to real life people, minus the heavy Russian influence. That comes from somewhere else. The Russian translations are off the web, so if you know the correct just let me know. I know I might be wrong, but hey, send it in a private email. Polite like, y'know? Okay, I think that's it.
A/N: And this is what it is. Fun, not meant to be anything. Sorry, I think any Chloe talent left a long, long time ago and now everything is just for giggles.
( In the end she even spends a day stalking around Wayne Tower, trying to catch him coming out of a meeting or *anything*, but in the end she has nothing to show for all her efforts but scuffed shoes, a sore ear, and a healthy dose of demoralization. She decides that tomorrow, if she doesn't make any progress she'll do something drastic, like pounce on him as he collects the morning paper. )
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Comments: Read 11 or Add Your Own.
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Thursday, February 9th, 2006
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Title: A Case of You
Fandom: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Author: zeplum
Pairing: Perfect Tommy/Rawhide
Rating: E
Summary: He's been yinging without his yang for the past month and the part of Tommy's mind that keeps him up at night tells him that this is just all sorts of wrong. [Set before the movie (though really, Rawhide's not truly dead), but more in the present day.]
Inspiration: A Case of You and The Canadian Shack. Obviously, due South just fit that picture perfectly, but I have to be obstinate. Hence, the Canadian Shack migrates fandoms. Woo. Points for spotting the obvious dS ref.
(I could drink a case of you darling and I would still be on my feet )
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Friday, February 3rd, 2006
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Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
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Thursday, January 5th, 2006
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Thursday, December 29th, 2005
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Title: Love is a Social Disease: Kara
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Author: zeplum
Rating: T
Pairings: Kara/Zak, Anders, Lee, John Crichton (Farscape). And one very silly Hornblower cameo.
Notes: Completely and utterly AU. Just wacky fun for excercise.
( Love is a Social Disease: Kara )
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Comments: Read 13 or Add Your Own.
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Wednesday, December 21st, 2005
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Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Author: zeplum
Rating: E for everyone
Pairing: K/L
Word count: 1028
Notes: Not futurefic, not AU, just messing around for purely silly, schoompy reasons. Dedicated, for various reasons, to bantha_fodder, hackthis, and serialkarma.
Summary: For Lee Adama is the best lip balm of all.
( BALM )
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Comments: Read 40 or Add Your Own.
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Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
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Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
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Title: Newton's 1st
Fandom: CSI
Author: plum (zeplum)
Pairing: Nick/Sara/Greg
Rating: Adult
Setting: Takes place directly after S4 - following the whole Sara & Nick promotion debacle, Sara's DUI bust, and years of flirting between Greg, Nick, and Sara.
Notes: I've had this idea since the end of S4, but only started writing it this past April. After 150 words I tucked it away only to pull it out again a month or so ago. 150 words quickly grew into 4000+, a number which surprises me to no end. Along with the fact that I wrote smut, and threesome smut at that. Truly, much with the boggling.
Many thanks to serialkarma, as always, for her conscientious betas and for humoring my dorkish freakouts.
Your fingers are trembling
And your heart is heavy and red
- Melissa Ferrick, Drive
( They've skirted around things for years, poked holes in the dikes but never with the force to break through. Sexual tension, competition and personal demons do not make for the smoothest of relationships. )
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Comments: Read 23 or Add Your Own.
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Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
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Monday, November 14th, 2005
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Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005
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Title: Comperio
Author: zeplum
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: 12+
Notes: Thanks to zarahemla and resmin for their beta duties including my crazy tense shifting and fascination with the choppy. Title, according to the online Latin-English translator, means to learn; to lay open. [ETA: As subsequently educated by sathinks it's actually I LEARN in the first person. Which still works, so I'm keeping it as is.] My high school latin teacher would be so proud I could still (sorta) identify a declension at fifty paces. I hope the Winchester men are better at Latin than I was. [ETA2: Lord, I freaking hope so.]
( Comperio )
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Comments: Read 37 or Add Your Own.
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Monday, October 31st, 2005
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Fandom: Ocean's 11
Author: zeplum
Written for the Snackfood is Love Challenge, organized by the ever-lovely musesfool. I got Jell-O. Me and Jell-O have an uneasy truce - it only comes out when I have dental surgery. That uneasiness seems to have carried over to the challenge. It pretty much chased any Danny/Rusty away, but left me with a Linus I can love.
The last bit is purely a nod to Halloween, though I could see it happening. *g*
( J-E-Double Hockey Sticks-O )
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Comments: Read 4 or Add Your Own.
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Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
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Thursday, October 13th, 2005
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Title: The Homecoming King
Author: plum (zeplum)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Lorne/Weir
Rating: T, but just for a couple of "bad" words
Notes: This pretty much all came about because of dvswraatins's post on The Lost Boys. The Test belongs to her, and the Island bit was influenced (unwittingly) by ladysorka. The first name was suggested by resmin, and who am I to deny my twin?
Heartfelt thanks to serialkarma for the hand holding and the beta. I'm so happy you like the mush, even if it's what I hadn't intended.
( The Homecoming King )
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Comments: Read 89 or Add Your Own.
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Monday, October 10th, 2005
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Thursday, September 29th, 2005
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Title: Arclight
Author: plum (zeplum)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Rating: G
Notes: Gen. Inspired by too much Tour of Duty and too many Sunday afternoons spent with a battered copy of D'Aulaires Book of Greek Myths.
Many thanks to serialkarma for tightening this up and plugging up the little holes with the nouns and verbs I forgot to include in my creative haste.
Summary: "Prometheus gifted them with fire from the heavens. It brought light to the world; warmth, protection and life."
( Arclight )
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Comments: Read 8 or Add Your Own.
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Sunday, September 25th, 2005
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Title: Two to One
Author: plum (zeplum)
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Rating: T
Pairing: Kara/Lee UST
Notes: Spoilers through 2x07 "Home Pt. 2". Much thanks for hand holding to bantha_fodder, she who attempts to keep my hand waving to a minimum.
Summary: This kind of thing happens when one gives their frat pin away.
( Two to One )
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Comments: Read 61 or Add Your Own.
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Wednesday, August 31st, 2005
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Written for my darling resmin. Happy Birthday babe, from Laynie and the rest of your minions. *g*
Title: Never Had the Pleasure
Fandom: Everwood, various.
Notes: Totally and cracktastically AU.
( Never Had the Pleasure )
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